deadthyme (deadthyme) wrote in murder_of_crows,
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A lot ov you have probably seen it, but for those who haven't:

The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005)
Acting: 1.5
Plot: 1
Cinematography: 2
Entertainment value: 1.5
(ratings: 0 = absolutely terrible in every way; 1 = bad; 2 = below average; 3 = average; 4 = above average; 5 = good; 6 = excellent; 7 = perfect! couldn't be better)
Summary: A satanic biker gang murder a young man (Jimmie) and his Native American girlfriend as the first stage ov a ritual to turn the leader ov the gang into Satan (?). Jimmie is resurrected by The Crow to take vengeance.
Comments: This movie is absolutely horrible in every way. Possibly worse than "House Of the Dead", the plot is confusing and stupid, the acting is ridiculous, the cliches are tired (the Satanic biker gang is named after the four horsemen ov the apocalypse (except there's five ov them), anything dealing with Native Americans and rituals, Satanism, Dennis Hopper as a pimp who thinks he's black, etc.- it's bad, man), this movie is just horrible. I really, really hope they are through raking The Crow over the coals. The first movie is one ov my favorite movies ov all time, but this is inexcuseably horrible. Edward Furlong, David Boreanaz, Dennis Hopper, Danny Trejo, Marcus Chong (from "The Matrix"), Tara Reid, and Macy Gray (?) all participate in the stupidity.

cross-posted from genreviews
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